Awesome Star Wars Meets Star Trek Shirt

There were rumors not so long ago about a Quentin Tarantino Star Trek film. Either way, I’m picturing From Dusk ‘Til Dawn with aliens. You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business, we in Awesome Star Wars Meets Star Trek Shirt the shootin’-at-Rebels-and-missin’ business. And cousin, business is boomin’. My hands, my legs, and my head. I agree. They should’ve close-up on Luke’s face when he learned Leia was his sister and shown him go through all the stages of grief in a few seconds, finally stealing his resolve with a single. Mace Windu when Anakin turns and cuts his hand off, would have made the movie that extra bit better to hear Sam Jackson drop the classic “mother fucker”. “I’m just one of a thousand clones of the same dude you’ll really regret this when my other self magically builds an Awesome Star Wars Meets Star Trek Shirt zillion star destroyers that are fully staffed but we kept them grounded to save on the fuel you’ll see, eventually! Well, not you because you’ll all be dead but my granddaughter and your nephew are really going to regret this!”. I briefly convinced my wife that shooting for episode III ran a month over schedule because Samuel L Jackson kept saying motherfucker in every scene.

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